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Breaking Booze | Israel Edition Part 2 | The Elite Ha’arak

Submitted by on July 23, 2010 3 Comments

1 bottle Elite Ha’arak

Preparation: Drink the Ha’arak directly from the bottle until the deers are kissing…or until you want to kill everyone behind the counter at your shitty half star hotel in Jerusalem.

Alright, so the news is a little dated, but I’m also a little drunk…off Ha’arak. I’m in Jerusalem right now, and apparently Jerusalem and Tel Aviv placed number two (out of ten) on best places to visit in Africa and the Middle East by Travel and Leisure magazine. No shit. Where the hell else can you go in the region?

Anyway. Ha’arak is a fairly popular, really cheap liquor, made of anise, and available in Israel. Locals love it. I want to write more, but I took a pretty serious Shabbat break in between when I finished the first paragraph and now. I’m currently wasted. See you next week. By the way, the hotel I’m staying in is absolute crap. Don’t read the reviews, they’re bullshit.

And I’m pretty sure that’s the way it is.

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