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1 bottle Blue Moon Full Moon Winter Ale

1 bottle water (preferably moon-derived)

Preparation: Pour half of the bottle of Full Moon into a chilled pint glass, fill the glass with water, and enjoy your watered down beer. Gross.

Oh shit. Water on the moon. Lots of water. You know how we know this? NASA started bombing the moon sometime last year with spent-fuel rockets. I guess they needed something better to do since the space shuttle program is scheduled to end in 2011. According to one of the space scientists investigating our galactic golf ball, “it’s really wet”…that’s what she said.

Because it’s so “wet”, NASA thinks manned lunar stations are the new black. I think it was way sexier when bottles of water went for $50,000 each. But more water means more showering and more moon soap. Aaand we’re back to sexy. All right, let’s do this. Moon parties here I come.

My people — the Moonwalk:

And I’m pretty sure that’s the way it is.

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