Article Archive for Year 2010
They’ve been doing this job for ages. Or at least they would have been if that was the sort of thing that mattered. He, meanwhile, thinks only of his job, time and looking forward. Skip a beat.
Okay, I will make this short and sweet: I love puppets.
Last evening I witnessed one of my favorite companies, Paperhand Puppet Intervention, perform “Islands Unknown.” It was beautiful, magic, suppernatural, and stupendous. I mean, there …
In the darkness, it’s all I could hear – the sound of liquid slowly dripping into a puddle of itself. Drip. Drip. The smell of plants and herbs wrapped around me like a cloak, making my skin tingle all over. It hugged me tight, then whispered into my ear, “Follow me out of here, and all will be well.”
“We already had this conversation, remember?” I said. “So I know that you’re lying. But I’m going to follow you anyway, because I need to come back to life. I have things to do.”
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1 part gin
3 parts juice (grapefruit)
Preparation: Pour ingredients into salt-rimmed crunk cup filled with ice. Then do something Snoop Dogg would do — like, go out and get endorsed by someone.
Look at this! Snoop Dogg …
Dear Glenn Beck,
Your are a moron. I mean, mormon. Sorry, typo.
You have been on my mind this week and I can’t quite figure out why. Maybe it’s the fact that you think Barack Obama is …