2 parts Irish whiskey
1 part freshly squeezed lemon juice
NO Drizzle of sugar syrup (Bret has diabetes)
Chilled Sugar Free ROCKSTAR Energy Drink (Didn’t I just say he has diabetes?)
Preparation: Mix the whiskey and lemon juice in a …

6 parts apple-infused grain alcohol (150 proof or higher)
1 part freshly squeezed apple juice (preferably using your bare hands)
Preparation: Pour ingredients into an ice-filled shaker, shake very vigorously, pour …

Andy Kaufman was the most fascinating performance artist that we will probably ever see. The line between his life as performer and his personal life was so blurred, at least in the public eye, …

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You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

I’m on record here at theavantguardian as anti-gun.  It’s something I feel pretty strongly about, …