The perplexing scene at the Eighth Annual Miami Beach Polo World Cup.

There were two relatively unheralded discoveries made this month: a newly unearthed piano piece by Johannes Brahms (1833-1897) and scant evidence of life on Venus.

Stanley Archipoulonous had been working for the Bald Eagle Conservation Corporation in Alaska for nearly 10 years when the nature of the birds themselves began to modify. He was the head scientist on the team that noticed the derivation and was also the direct contact for the Senate Committee that got progressively more engrossed as the situation devolved. The events unfurled with a terrifying quickness.

It’s amazing how each row of the Halloween Store is effectively a temporary potion mixture for a brand new identity. A place like this in a book could be seen as terrifying, but for some reason in practice it is benign and untrue.

Like an inkwell feeding the timeless myths and legends of all cultures.

BREAKING: Can you believe the word “pussastrophe” doesn’t show up on Google? Nor “pussyastrophe”. It’s sort of incomprehensible to me that no one has made a porno named that. You heard it here first people.