Articles by Ben Potts
3 parts Hennessy Cognac
1 part Hpnotiq
1 part anything else you can’t really afford
I really need to quit my job and start making video games.
“Hey! Want to come over and watch my 3D TV?”
Oh, hey there terror. What’s that? You say France is next? Apparently no one likes France anymore, not even the terrorists.
Oh shit. Water on the moon. Lots of water. You know how we know this? NASA started bombing the moon sometime last year with spent-fuel rockets.
Being trapped in a hole with 32 of your buddies has it’s perks, though. I mean, everyone got a free iPod.